March 2013

Happy Easter!

Submitted by DaKaren on March 31, 2013 at 9:31 AM CDT

Happy Easter from everyone at

4th Annual Bunny Bash

Submitted by Martyna_Zmuir on March 26, 2013 at 7:41 PM CDT

4th Annual Bunny BashFrom the desk of Lord DaKaren, Chancellor of the High Council of Britannia:

The High Council of Britannia will be hosting a Vorpal Bunny Bash in the Jollier Fairgrounds Tournament stalls in mainland Skara Brae (56o 41'S 35o 26'W) on Friday, March 29th at 8pm under the central stars.

Join your friends in relieving these daemonic bunnies of their colored eggs in time for the spring fertility festival!  There will also be trivia and a riddle-driven hunt to find the Ostara Bunny. 

Farm Boy

Submitted by Martyna_Zmuir on March 26, 2013 at 6:28 PM CDT

Originally posted March 25th, 2013 by EM Elizabella on the Great Lakes EM Site:

Meet at Britain Counselor Hall on Saturday, March 30th, at 8 p.m. CDT.

*You dream that a pixie hands you a book.*
*You open the book and, unusually for dreams, you can read all the words.*

Magic ButtercupA Bet-Lem Reg Dream
by Robin Goodfellow

Westley – a farm boy
Hermia – an heiress
Queen Silvani – queen of the pixies
Lord Oaks – king of the pixies
Puck – mischievous servant of Lord Oaks
Robin Goodfellow – Puck in disguise
Princess Nissa – a lady of Florin
Sweet Maid Sally – pirate-mayor of Vesper
Nicholas Hart – an actor
and a motley band of merry adventurers

Bet-Lem Reg – the Ilshenarian treetop home of the pixies. It can also be reached in dreams.
Vesper – the Trammel home of merchants and pirates. It is best reached by moongate or sea.

Once upon a time, Westley, a poor farm boy, fell in love with the beautiful heiress Hermia. Her family would not allow her to marry a man who had neither wealth nor title.

Queen Silvani and Lord Oaks were walking through the forests of Termir Ilshen and saw the farm boy pining over Hermia. Lord Oaks decided to help him. He ordered his servant, Puck, to make the farm boy fall in love with someone more suitable, a shepherdess or perhaps a goose girl.

Puck created a magical buttercup blossom that would, if placed under a slumberer’s pillow, cause him to fall in love with the first person he saw upon awakening. Just before dawn, Puck placed the flower under the farm boy’s pillow of moss. He meant to use small trickery to drive a comely shepherdess towards him, but got distracted and forgot. Instead, the first person the farm boy saw was a pirate lass!

The farm boy disappeared, taking only his small bundle of clothes. Hermia was sad that he did not stop to say goodbye, but believed he had gone to make his fortune so he could marry her.

Lord Oaks felt sorry for Hermia. He tried to remedy the situation by putting the magical buttercup blossom under Puck’s pillow and a portrait of Hermia by his bedside. Puck fell in love with Hermia. He disguised himself as a handsome, charming, wealthy noble and chose the name Robin Goodfellow. In this guise, Puck went to Hermia’s parents to ask for her hand. They readily agreed. Hermia refused the betrothal and stated that she was waiting for her true love. Her parents set a date for the wedding anyway. The night before the wedding, Hermia disguised herself as a man to sneak past the guards and ran away to look for her farm boy.


Lord Oaks thought for many moons about how he could make things right. Finally, he though of a way to break the love spells, but it would require the magical buttercup blossom.

Unfortunately, in the meantime, Queen Silvani had brought a troupe of actors to Bet-Lem Reg in their dreams to perform a play for her and the court. One of the actors, Nicholas Hart, intrigued Puck so much that he turned Hart into a deer. Twisted and malformed by the actor’s own terror at the transformation, the deer was grotesque. The maddened stag broke scenery and uprooted trees with its powerful horns as it fought its way out of Bet-Lem Reg. The magical buttercup blossom got caught in the deer’s horns as it fled.

[Enter, stage right, a motley band of merry adventurers]

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Spring Flowers

Submitted by Martyna_Zmuir on March 19, 2013 at 6:35 PM CDT

Originally posted March 19th, 2013 by EM Elizabella on the Great Lakes EM Site:

Goose*looks out the window at snow and bare trees*
*sighs and starts typing*

Where is Spring!
Spring is supposed to arrive tomorrow, but it seems unlikely she’ll turn up by then.
She was last seen putting up “Missing” posters for her pet goose…

Meet at Britain Counselor Hall on Saturday, March 23rd, at 8 p.m. CDT.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Submitted by DaKaren on March 16, 2013 at 6:22 PM CDT

Happy St. Patrick's Day from everyone at

Out Drink a Leprechaun

Submitted by Martyna_Zmuir on March 11, 2013 at 10:25 PM CDT

Gold Coin WhiskeyFrom the magical quill of Bailey O'Lush:

This leprechaun is man of good cheer,
favoring aged whiskey over green beer,
under the table I'll drink you,
lest my gold ye be get'n in lieu,
you've naught but yer liver to fear!

Callin' ta all those who be appreciate'n the fine distilled spirits an' intoxicat'n brews o' Sosaria! This wee tippler of a leprechaun be invite'n ye all ta an evenin' o’ drink and merriment at the Skara Brae Counselor's Hall (45o 36'S, 49o 25'W) on March 16th, at 8pm under the central skies.

I'll be givin’ me pot o'gold ta the one who can out drink me, Bailey O'Lush. Be the last ta plaster the hall floor w' the good stuff ta be recevin' me pot (prizes of 5, 3 and 1 million)! Our second event w’ be a contest o' serpent summon'n for a prize box o’ slithery goodness. The eve w’ end with a trip ta the foul lair o’ Medusa (several runs). There w’ also be trivia so the spectators can walk away with more o’ me hard-earned gold!

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Zox’s Monthly Fishing Contest! (March 2013)

Submitted by Martyna_Zmuir on March 11, 2013 at 6:29 AM CDT
Zox's Monthly Fishing Contest

Originally posted March 10th, 2013 by EM Elizabella on the Great Lakes EM Site:

Congratulations to Dangling WORM for the winning catch of the winter! Zox Greatsnapper is delighted to have the elusive Winter Dragonfish for her future museum of fish.


This month, Zox would is tired of being shivery cold, so she’s going to Tokuno to see the cherry trees. She would like a fish from Tokuno, a giant koi. It must be caught between March 9th and April 9th. Please leave the fish in the mailbox by April 9th at 11:59 p.m. CDT.

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